richard herring

[Jhonti B]

On the face of it I may appear to be a very depressing person posting to myself on an empty website.
However I have two very useful excuses.
The first is that I am slightly drunk.
The second is that I have an essay due tomorrow and thus need to find some form of procrastination more productive than plain old wanking to wile away the hours that I can't sleep because of sheer guilt but can't write because of sheer lack of inclination.

Therefore I shall do what comes naturally and write a story....

Once upon a long time ago there lived a small boy by the name of James Gay. James' had lost both of his parents in a horrible bus and horse accident just outside his home in Buxton upon Thames which was a shame. To make matters worse all the boys at school used to bully James relentlessly saying things like; "Oh look there goes James Gay, the boy whose parents died in a Horrible bus and horse accident. His surname is Gay." They even used to do this when he was on the loo, which was most inconvenient because James was one of those people who can't actually go when people are watching. Thus, one day, James died from a build up of toxins in his body, because he hadn't been for a poo for over 37 months, because of all the bullying. This was very sad but at least James had a final moment of revenge because the 37 months worth of rotting faeces exploded onto all of his taunters making them really very smelly.
The taunters all then went for a bath together and, in an ironic twist of fate, whilst washing the soapy suds of each other's shitty penises one of them discovered that he was actually gay. Then at the exact same moment his parents died in the second Horrible bus and horse accident to happen in Buxton upon Thames. (This one was a slightly worse bus and horse accident and thus made the national news.)

I never said it was going to be a nice story.

[keir]

it was a good story though.

it's not quite an empty forum, although it's been months since anyone except me did more than pop in now and then.
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[zarquonfruitmeg]

Yes, this is my yearly visit/comment now.

See you next year.
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[keir]

see you zarquon.
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