you cant drive!!
Can anyone tell me which fof/tmwrnj had that driving instructor who said "you cant drive"??? quite frequently as i recall

fist of fun i think - Peter Dibdin!

funny
Now he was funny , I've had loads of driving instructors JUST like that ... That is why "I can't drive!!"

i've never tried - except once a friend gave me a go of his car and i broke my fence

I'll never drive after being emotionally scared by the likes of Peter Dibdin .....curse you god for making me this way!!!!!!!!!

You Can't Even Driiiiiive!

You can lead a horse to water though aaaahhh!!!! Not saying aaah! brother Luke .... You know what happened to Matthew and Mark!!

how can you expect to lead a horse to water when you can't even drive?

You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it throw stones at trains ... Aaaaahhh!!!

i disagree. i haven't succeeded yet, but i feel that i am close to a breakthrough.

I thought I was close to a breakthrough once,I spent ten years carefully constructing a time machine.Turns out the thing didn't work. I wish it had though , I'd have travelled back ten years in time to tell myself not to bother... Aaaaahhhh!!

I can travel in time, but only forwards.

I can travel backwards through time by facing the wall and moving my feet... oh wait that's space not time, I always get those 2 mixed up...

How can you manipulate the ebbs and flows of time space continuum , creating endless possibilities and outcomes to events that have already occured ... WHEN I CANT EVEN DRIVE!!!!!!! ha ha!! .....................no , wait.

That's.... not.... right.