thank you for the kind words and the pointing-in-direction-ofs

no problem

or was it?

Hello Jammus, I'm Cress. Jammus, your name reminds me of "Jam" and that makes me smile. Can you make Cress jam? And can I have some? And can you leave your window open so that I can just come in and steal if if you say 'no'?

I think you've pulled, Jammus.

unfortunately you've pulled a groin muscle, oh the pain I can only imagine, thankfully.

You calling me a groin muscle??

yes

there cress, see how pliny gave you a clear proper answer to your question? you could learn a lot from him.

and you are gout, keir

:D

Now let us all drink the port of success

success - or EGGSess?

Clearly he said 'success' Keir. Have you developed type A blindness in my absence?

perhaps you should get a speaking ear dog for your eyes keirthat can read and say things, vital things that ytou need to know, that are typed primarily by me.