a lot

Really? I haven't met any yet.

i find that hard to believe

Why?

because they are so ubiquitous

Are they really?

yes

They don't seem so to me. Maybe I just didn't realise that the masochistic arses I've met were masochistic

Perhaps.

It is a possibility

i deem it more likely than you never having met any

What proportion of arses that you've met have been masochistic?

all of them

Oh.

Oh ho