You may be right!! I think i may take the pants off and proudly display my arse Watch out Sams arse.........Coming to a Fenwicks window, near you!!!

well done PMike, we've just got three more to do now and then we'll be free of that curse

3 more arses to expose?

no, you remember what the witch said, we've got to make ten people who are hung up about their arse more at ease with it and we've done seven now. I'll never criticise a witch's arse again, my feet are killing me, I'm looking forward to sitting down again.

Oh yeah. THAT arse-related curse. Sorry, I've been cursed in relation to arses so many times that I get confused between them.

yeah, i been there, i'm very careful not to criticise a witch's arse nowadays but sometimes they really don't look like witches.

Most people tend to get upset when you criticise their arse.

that doesn't matter unless they can curse you though

Well, or are psychopathic and kill you

or just really jittery and kill you

Or have their own self-esteem so wrapped up in the quality of their arse that upon receiving criticism they have a psychotic break and start eating you.

or it's one of those german canninbals and he starts eating you and you've not even said anything about his arse

or a big giant arse that takes exception to you taking the piss out of its face

or it's an arse that reflexively shits in the direction of anyone who criticises it

or it's a big giant arse that shits at anyone that it thinks looks like an arse critic