oh... you always ruin everything I do!

i thought that was you

And you thought correct for once, not sure how

Yes, you Pliny, always ruin everything you and the NHS do.

Its not my fault, if only I got levy more taxes!!!

And hired more taxis. Why isn't it 'taxies'?

because you are a silly cress

why should it be taxies?

Hello Keir! Well cos the plural of tax is "taxes" so why can' the plural of taxi be "taxies"? Go on dad, tell us...

that's like saying the prime minister of britain is blair so why doesn't america have one called alair

or Cher

I hope you all get syphilis.

Its not likely

that's what u think

how are you going to ensure that we get syphilis? I lock my doors at night.