No it is like none of those things, it is more like a very small feeble penis...

We know you are and that's why we like talking to you.

Thankyou, your understanding means everything to me.

Listen to my questian and the words ian it.... does our understanding mean everything if not anything to you? And if we look at your litle face, will we even begin to understand?

Probably not Cress I-ian much more sick than the milky business man

Do you mean the milkman or Sir Alan Bottleofmilk?

No I mean the milky Businessman, can't you read and interpret that reading correctly, can't you even do that, are you a fool, you can't even do that!

I like the way you stole the whole comic effect of me accusing you of not listening to what you say when you go into lenghty details of a particular subject. Maybe you would also like to call yourself "CressLover" or change your signature to "Take off your pants, thanks"??

are we supposed to keep a list of everything you've already said to make sure we never say any of it? because i do, so if i ever do say anything you've said you know i'm being ironic

NO Cress I was satirising you for being so pedantic! I said Pedantic!

Yes Pliny, I heard you the first time. Because I would hate for you think that I misread it as Wedantic. Keir, yes you should be keeping a note of everything that I have said. You should be printing out these conversations and highlighting and making notes all over them and sleeping with them under your pillow.

Obcressive Compulsivness is not compulsory

...but it does form the basis of this weeks Hobby. But I can't be arsed to elaborate. Weak Lemon Drink is somewhere in it though...

mmmmm.... weak lemon drink

No, not mmmmm...