I still don't get it...

then you never will.

I might...

i doubt that very much.

I still might.

It's nice to believe sometimes. But I don't want to see you getting too disappointed...

Its hard to dissappoint someone with expectations this low....

Did you watch that Mindshock programme on the other day on CH4? People who have frontal lobotomies are more likely to be less depresses than those who don't. Maybe you should get 12.

I did not see that... how depressing...

...either that or buy a chocolate fountain and staple your mouth to it. Argos have them.

I don't like chocolate that much anymore

What do you mean anymore? What has happenened?

Well., it just doesn't do anything for me anymore, I used to love it but now its just a bit meh...

It doesn't do it for you anymore?? Heavens above! Mabye you should try white if you have gone off milk/dark or vice versa.

nope nope nothing has worked.