welcome

welcome to what?

welcome to say thanks

where's that?

everywhere

wasn't welcome to wherever you are a shit album title by someone shit?

probably

I just looked it up - it's a 1992 album by INXS but apparently it's also a song by Bon Jovi from 2005: But we're still the same We all got the blood of Eden running to our veins I know sometimes it's hard for you to see You cought between just who you are and who you want to be If you feel alone and lost and need a friend Remember every new beginning is some beginning's end Welcome to wherever you are This is your life, you made it this far Welcome, you got to believe That right here right now you're exactly where you're supposed to be Welcome to wherever you are When everybody's in and you're left out And you feel drowning in a shadow of the dawn Everyone's a miracle in their own way Just listen to yourself not what other people say When it seems you're lost alone and feeling down Remember everybody's different, just take a look around Welcome to wherever you are This is your life, you made it this far Welcome, you got to believe That right here right now you're exactly where you're supposed to be Be who you want to be, be who you are Everyone's a hero, everyone's a star When you want to give up and your heart's about to break Remember that you're perfect, God's make no mistakes Welcome to wherever you are This is your life, you made it this far Welcome, you got to believe That right here right now you're exactly where you're supposed to be Welcome to wherever you are This is your life, you made it this far (I say welcome) Welcome to wherever you are This is your life, you made it this far (welcome) those lyrics are impressively shit, worse than what a random man on the bus would probably come up with

Ha. About everything. Of course they're shit, they're written by Bon Jovi. One of the core tenets of glam rock is create astoundingly shit lyrics to go with how ridiculous everything else about it is.