Slicker.

Are

Arse

what about it?

Nothing.

why did you bring it up then?

Because I secretly have an arse fetish.

how secret is it?

Not very

who else have you told? because no-one else will know here

I've told god.

he's probably forgotten already, he's a bit distant

Indeed. I'm not even sure he was listening that closely. He seemed distracted.

i bet he was downloading porn

I doubt it. If god's as omniscient as he apparently is I suspect he was watching live fornication.