Your life must suck balls dude
Which means it must REALLY suck balls
...replies Pliny, adding the word 'astute' to his Big Book of Big Scary Words.
actually astute is quite a small word, but then I wouldn't expect you to know the difference between big and small
....thinks Pliny, unaware that he will never know the difference between big and small as he is withour either.
Your wrong and you have no face
...accuses Pliny to his reflection in a spoon.
Ha! factually innacurate! I have no spoons!
that reminds me of Here Is My Spoon by Edward Barton. You'd probably have liked him.
who is Eggward barEGG Keir I have never bird of him!?