he's very hard to describe. he sort of sort of did poems and songs but he was weird.

oh and drawings too i forgot just found this http://www.edwardbarton.com/ haven't heard of him in a LONG time

Ah thats cool. Weird is my defining mark, apart from being totally absolutely normal.

My mark is A+ always.

Loser, only loserish people with good marks care about good marks!

...says the D- student.

Yes.

Test Time: If I have 2 quarts of cress juice and Keir begs me for a sip, how many eggs will I donate to Oxfam later that day?

as many as you want!

It doesn't matter because this is a pizza hut commercial!

how? they didn't go through my agent, they can't use it

to baqd they already did, it was in conjunction with their Aliens commercial scheme

But i don't like Pizza Hut!!!

Well then you sold out for starring in one of their commercials...

i certainly didn't appear willingly in a pizza hut commercial.