not in my class.

What would you give to your brother John? A rope and a gallows to hang him on

Answered your own stupid question there didn't you.

It was not my question, they were lyrics from an old folk song

I don't think cress is into culture

unless it is horticulture!

you can lead a feedline to the scotchman but he won't make the link

bloody scotcher

yes, sabotaging a perfectly respectable joke - but deliberately, atypically

I just realised something excellent, observe:

you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think

but you can f*** her

if you've got the money and an erection

or a strap on