what artifacts? not christ's cock?

nah, everyone knows that Christ was only a demi god, that is to say a god from the waist up. However I was forced to eat an old easter egg.

How old?

old :(

did it date to the crucifixion? that would make it an artifact

probably not as Christianity didn't really get mixed up with easter eggs until much later, I'd say it was about 15th Century, still bloody old though.

Old mould?

nah it was wrapped in gold

That's cold?

of course, it'd been in the ground

but the ground is warm

that depends surely

Yes it depends, both upon circumstances and where you draw the boundary between mild and warm.

so what's your point?

Do I need to have one?