Obviously.

Roy Walker might have a daughter who could marry Rich

its good, but its not right.

But how can something that feels so right be wrong?

By the touch being deceptive.

You've been touching Roy Walker?

I'm not that desperate. Yet.

Just remember to say what you see

What, pray, do you mean by that? (fear me, I used the word pray)

Beats me, but I bet Mr Chips is involved

Mr Chips can run home crying like a little baby girl for all I care.

there's a chip shop in my town called Mr Chips, split with a Chinese takeaway called Mr Rice

A good one?

not particularly.

Sad.