Pie good hot on t'beaver, great poo/pee/cum pied bed? I really think you should seek psychiatric help. Pies are for the flavour and the nutritional value, to judge a pie by the supposed effect it has on various substances which are expelled from the body, most of which should clearly not be evacuated in your bed. You didn't even tell us which pie it was you were reviewing, or for instance whether the sweat was any good or not. Very shoddy. And leave the poor beaver out of it, for god's sake. What's the beaver ever done to you. Sometimes I think nothing can shock me, but then I read of some foul practice that makes me raise an eyebrow. Stop please before it's too late.

Vie for wood cleaver, mate with your knee-cum-crying cod? What relation do those have to each other? I hope you don't involve cleavers in your mating process, which certainly shouldn't involve beating a fish with your knee until it cries. I also wonder if you realise how fish reproduce, they dance the merry dance of life by leaving their eggs around for other fish to come and fertilise. Not by some violent crap with a perverse human.

Shot my cum high, sent chap Tiff a reverse true fan? I know the presenters of Top Gear are all emotionally damaged, but that's no need to torment the poor things. They can't help it, you should feel sorry for them, their lives ruined by their hormones. But I eggspect you like kicking people when they're down.

But the presenters of Top Gear torment us with Top Gear?

Only if we watch it, I don't watch it, I think it would be cruel to them to do so.

True. But I have to hear about it from people that do watch it.

True, then we can't help thinking about it enough to be painful

Exactamundo

damn

blam

blam-a-bit

blam-a-bit-o'-wit

rick witter

shut that sticker

what's brown and sticky?