:roll: Had mine for about a year :roll:

so what

:D guess

your self-esteem, unlike mine, is entirely bound up in when you got those dvds?

umm... no not that keir, everyone knows that, I've known that since I was about 4 :roll:

4"0"?

yep

four feet i'd never have sex with something with four feet

yeah but you wouldn't have sex with anything if you weren't forced to by your base desires.

it's not a compulsion, it's choice

so what you're saying is you're gay

no, i did it with a girl penguin once

did it or did quit?

both, in that order

:O bet she didn't like that