that's where you're wrong

:O how so?

she loved it

which bit of it?

all of it, but the doing it bit the best

Thats usually the bit they hate the most! Wow Keir, well done.

you young pups, you've got plenty of energy but you don't know what you're doing... you don't know how a penguin likes to be touched...

phew for a moment there I thought you saiod pigeon, I was about to accuse you of being strange

thinking before you speak - what's got into you?

:O I've not ever had anyone in me, I was never confused!

confused, like a confused you can choose your hens!

the difference is I don't count their eggs!

i do - so i know how many i've smashed, so i can write the number down next to the date and time in my notebook

maybe you do, I don't have to with my new electronic hobby master 30,000, it tallies my egg smashing data automatically comparing it with my 3 am Norris McWhirter phone calls through the mediums of graphs and pie charts, so there is very little preparation needed for my monday morning meetings with the heads of the other departments

some of us don't consider it a proper hobby unless it's done the old fashioned way