deluded

I disagree.

of course you do

Of horse voodoo Keir, what on earth is causing you to indulge in horse voodoo? Have you some sick grudge against horses that has led you towards practioning various cruel and unusual methods of vengeance against them? Are you so absorbed in sadism towards equine creatures that you seek to test out every single method of causing them pain to see which is greatest? You disgust me, you truly do.

You pissed must see Sue coolly screw? You tragic misanthrope and misogynist. Is your self-esteem so low that all you can do is fantasise about being some offensive stereotype of an oriental inviting you, a passing drunk, into his establishment to see some dreary sex show? You don't even do it properly man, he wouldn't say she did it coolly, would he, even if she did? He'd pretend that he was going to be enthusiastic about her work in order to better excite your drunken brain. That it should come to this, I despair.

Shoe mist bust wee to truly goo? I can't imagine you can create shoe mist. You could create shoe smoke by burning shoes, but that would be both poisonous and a waste of shoes that someone would probably appreciate. Bust wee to truly goo is just plain disgusting. Why would you want to wee on a bust? Or do you get off on the humiliation of others? Regardless, it is yet another thing that further lowers my already pitiful regard for you. And I don't want to know what you mean by truly goo, because the only possible meanings I can theorise are appalling.

She moans "me toss a bull, cleaning dyke ant, he arise, ah! a ball in!" ? What the hell is that supposed to me? It's clearly deeply sexist and racist, but who is it that you think talks like that? Native Americans? They only talk like that in old racist literature and film, this is the real world buster. And some of them feel that they are close to the animals in a spiritual way, don't go assuming that whole cultures are as perverted as you. Don't you think it's about time you settled down?

Blib.

actimel

how much are they paying you for that product placement?

ooh danone

and for that one.

i couldn't tell you. but i know a man who can.

Who is he?

he's a very nice man.