Stop it. First a pole dancing Zoe, Ellie, and Oli. And now a lesbian you. *shakes fist*

well im off to bed. TO SLEEP, before you say anything. .......... :wink: maybe :wink: .........

Today I have mostly been........... Sleeping. Went to Manchester yesterday. Was up early, in bed late, up early again today. I was so tired i stayed in on a Saturday night. Now i'm wide awake as i've slept all day.

I have watched many episodes of south park and house MD... I don't usually its just I finished doing work and stuff on Friday and thought I deserved a small break, oh and I also composed a quite beautiful set of lyrics that none of you will ever see...

Pliny, I heard that you have 4 penii. Wow, what a stud. Don't suppose myself and everyone here could have a peek?

Oh you would love to see them, but you can't...

Because they aren't even there perhaps? You liar.

Well they aren't where you think they are sicko

You mean they aren't on your clavicles? You are sick Pliny. God made you wrong. You shouldd get a refund.

Do you even know what your clavicles are?

can't say that I do although a dictionary might say they were: either of the two bones connecting the shoulder blades with the upper part of the breastbone; the collarbone. Not me though, no ma'am.

Fantastic word clavicles. Definately something about that word that i love.

sounds a bit like testicles? tunt, theres definetly something about that word I love

You sick bastard. You only like that word becuse it looks like 'aunt'. What are you, some incest freak?

its spelt insect cress, and only a penguin loving freak could love an ant...