Are you a fool Cress? Even my seven year old pretend son knows that its byproduct not bi product, Your a Fool!

No, i meant bi-product. Just like i mean bysexual, bi one get one free, bi-bi see you later, bycycle and bynoculars. Ok ok, i admit that I was wrong. I've only been spelling bi-product like that for 23 yeras. Obviously not when i was a baby. Gah! Curse you England, for spelling by-product this way!!!

Speaking of which has anyone heard the brilliant Flanders and Swann "song of patriotic prejudice". Its totally awesome, one of my favourite songs as a child, 57 years old I was.

No, i haven't. Does anyone else know all the words to Animaniacs? No? Well, I do.

I can't remember and I don't care, you hear me Cress? I DON'T CARE!

I think Cress IS an animaniac! You see what I did there?

I still don't care...

jealous. you are both jealous.

You wish

Yerrrr right. Wot eva sista.

Who you callin sista you skank ho

i pwnd j00 cos i am teh r0xx0r and joo are teh suxx0r. do the kids still talk like that? I'm a bit out of touch.

I believe that children have now reverted to regional dialects, grunts and crudely drawn artwork...

And Popes as their avatars.

That is obviously an ironic avatar, it is non-pope specific...