sigh! sigh?... sigh like an eye, like a birds eye! (who are also a company who make nice fish fingers, Cress don't even think about saying - course I love all types of fingers....)

LOL! LOL? #"My name is LOLa, I am a showgirl..."# It is you know. Do you even like those chocolate fingers? The biscuit ones i mean, not just someone whose digits are covered with Galaxy.

Actually I do enjoy the odd chocolate finger, thats not a reference to Patrick Marber (in the strangest way possible, so strange that I doubt anyone would have even got the link in the first place). Yes I like them but I don't eat them regularly, maybe once a year. What I like is your use of the word "even", it is quite odd, it sort of gives an aire of disbelief as if I had lead you to believe that chocolate fingers were my favourite snacking treat. Well they're not.

I didn't mean to use "even" in that sense. Sometimes I have this habit of using excess words when they are not needed sausages. I can't say that I'm partial to fingers, the confectionary kind I mean. Firstly, I don't like Cadbury's chocolate and secondly I don't care for the so-called biscuit inside which I dont think is biscuit at all. More like poo.

Well if thats poo what have I been throwing at monkeys?

Oh dear Pliny. You are silly. Do you like Cheesestrings? I do sometimes.

Oh dear Pliny. You are silly. Do you like Cheesestrings? I do sometimes.

I've only ever liked the pizza flavoured ones, but I haven't had one in years and years. Pepperami's are by far superior.

Pepperami's are great!!! I love them lots. Even if they are made of pigs bollocks and paedophiles' sweat.

Did you ever have the ones that came in a bun? I said bun! My mum wouldn't let me have one when I last saw one... I've always regretted that... always.... always.

No, i have to say that I've never had the one that caame in said bun (I said bun too) because my dad said that it tastes of buffalo wee and he's my dad - he should know.

Whats wrong with the taste of buffalo wee? I mean its a bit weak at times and has a bit of a bitey after taste, in large quantities can make you glargalise yourself, but drunk by a responsible person it can be quite the treat... Oh wait I meant Sainsbury's no added sugar tropical fruit squash, my bad.

Yes i think what you did there was to confuse the natural bi-product of a buffalo who has drunk too much of the hydrogen-squared-oxygen compound with the sugary metaphorical bottled piss that tastes no more tropical than a slice of white bread.

bi-product? you mean BYPRODUCT! HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!