Im just going to explore the universe .... see you all soon!!!! Back in month or two!!!!!!

we'll smoke you a kipper

We''ll coke shoe a slipper? Suit yourself.

Fruit-poor elf? It's encouraging that you're taking an interest in the injustices of the global economy. Now try doing the same for planet Earth.

Cao Tie, brewing her shame insures manic mirth? Who is this Cao Tie you are referring to Keir? I have never bird of them. Besides, though Cress must have a lot of it, I don't think her shame is tangible enough to brew or that if it were brewed it would insure manic mirth, you crazy weirdo!

Goo hazy smear doe? Pliny!! You sick feck!! i will NOT spread opaque glutanous muck all over Bambie's mother!! I'm just not like that!

Slime pus snot Smike splat? What a hypocrite after getting on at Pliny! And don't have a go at poor Smike! You're the reincarnation of Wackford Squeers.

Bore her bee sin blah stationpov slack mud Queers? Do me a favour Keir, clean your mouth out.

Shout? I bloody won't, this is the internet Cress, physical shouting will do no good.

Dizzy bull touting Will's shoe show dude? I'm looking forward to your dance extravaganza Pliny, but I bought my tickets through the proper channels, I'm not going to turn up on the night and hope that an unstable beast can sort me out at an exorbitant price.

"Guns table yeast van? Port chi lout, fat man, ex orbit ant lice!"? Keir, just because I don't want anything to do with your illegal smuggling of guns in vans that should be used for deliviring table yeast, does not mean I deserve to be heckled in such a manner. I am not a port chi lout and I am nothing like the lice of an ant from out of space. That is ridiculous.

Fat kiss me lick you bus? Yeah, you'll be lucky!! I'm not letting either of you near me and i'm certainly NOT going to lick your own personal transport. Sorry guys, better luck next year.

Quarry flies, feta fuck sexed fear? You're seriously out of control. Like any normal human being I have NO desire do dig up dead flies and then have sex with ANY sort of cheese, whether it be feta, gouda, cheddar or whatever. You can call that fear if you want, I call it not being a pervert. You should get a job in a prison, that's the only way you'll find a man that likes the same things as you.

Matt's fur lonely pay ghoul minder can Matt dykes fur name sings jazz goo?? I am seriously considering breaking all bonds with you Keir. I don't see why I should engross myself in banter with someone who trades their mate's solitary coat with an apparition babysitter and then has the audacity to question (in extremely poor english) whether or not his mate lesbianises his coat and then seranades it with contemporary "jazz-goo"?!? I want nothing more to do with you, and if Pliny has any sense - he'd do the same.

"and if Pliny has any sense - he'd do the same?" Oh sure Cress make sense for the last few words of the paragraph. I don't even know what I'm supposed what example I'm supposed to follow, why can't you be clear when it fucking matters!?!?