Oh......... .......oh dear.

dear, dear like a birds rear... from which an egg might come or something... Anyway EGG!

saying "egg" in CAPS doesn't make it anymore true.

By the way, I have Golden Grahams in my cupboard. HA!! Do you? Course you don't. Unlucky.

Well, I don't have any golden grahams, but I do have... An army of mutant vegetables!!!!

Alright Cress you've badgered me into it, with your questions questions questions. They're not really mutants, a mish mash of spliced DNA wrongly injected into citrus crusts, they're just oranges that are a bit bruised. However I do have frozen chicken on a fork, the ingredients for instant triffle, and a rat under a chop though! And I know what you're gonna imply but I don't have an yoghurts. I definetly don't. Theres nothing funny about it...

Well I'll see your army of mutant vegetables, frozen chicken on a fork, the ingredients for instant triffle, and a rat under a chop with: A cheesecake, A "make-your-own-delivery-pizza", An animated 3 minute er.. animation of a posse of vital and none so vital organs, A flask of weak lemon drink (which I may or may not drink now) and a deliciously refreshing punnet of cress at 29p a punnet. Needless to say, i think I win this round - assuming that this was in fact a competition.

I'll see that and raise you 2 "I like fist of fun" and similar "I like TMWRNJ" badges. And... erm... erm... then I got off the bus!

Bah! I fold! All I have left is this painful but pleasurable chinese burn that i'm pretty sure that you will not be interested in. Oh well.

In the guise of Ice T i'm assuming? I'm going to go and dance on my Dance Setee.

And what did you mean by that latter comment?? Are you suggesting that i'm dull? That I can't even come up with a decent comeback Mr. "Think I'll go shop lift a kinder egg..." (ha-ha! egg!! you didn't notice that did you? Are you a fool? Some kind of fool? YOU'RE A FOOL!!) And before you ask, not I haven't embarassed you, I haven't embarassed myself nor the audience, saying it in a staccato fashion DOES make it more true, i wasn't 28 years old and i didnt get off any bloody bus!!!!!) ....but i'm still Lord of the Dance Setee. And i can use "still" in an arguement to make an arguement. Still.

Still.

Still.