why doesn't he then

Because Rod Hull doesn't have a rubber arm anymore :(

why? has it perished?

no, but he has

so who's got the arm?

.......not me. (ahem)

tickly cough?

Yes, a little.

Have a glass of water

Ta. Mmm, brackish?

Just got an e-mail from emu...It read :- " Telling me to wind my neck in ? Put MY neck on the line when YOUR neck is next on the chopping block , NO !! You wind YOUR neck in." I think theres a sensitivity issue over the neck thing going on here I'd say.

i think so too. that's one touchy bird.

Never been the same since the accident. There are conspiracy sites out there that claim emu played a hand in it all. Whereas we all know Rod played a hand in Emu.

it's obvious that emu went for him when he was up on the roof, not caring in his selfish emu way that it wasn't the time for horseplay.

Selfish SELFISH emu !It wanted all the glory.Its about time the government released the true events of what happened that day.Until then the campaign MUST go on.