Well, it was worth a try. Maybe one more attempt to remove any doubt. Try using a few more words in order to construct a coherent question...

er... how would I go about doing that then?

There you go! You just did it!!

Really, was it a philangey?

Was it a what?

I think he said 'philangey'

Yes. i know. But what is it?

google tells me it's a Friends reference - eww, Pliny!

See, what did I tell you. He's an idiot.

Actually some of the earlier freinds shows were quite good, friends isn't actually that bad for mainstream american comedy, fraiser is better obviously as is a whole myriad of other american shows, but, lets be honest, its better than 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps, and who can say they haven't watched that when they were drunk?

ok, to be honest friends has been a guilty pleasure on occasion, it's the sort of thing where i'd not switch off after something else and i'd end up finding it amusing in places as well as annoying, usually with self-loathing to follow although not always as sometimes i could accept that some of the comedy was well done. i preferred coupling to friends, it had one character i cared about which is one more than friends, but 2 pints is certainly worse - i'm afraid i've only ever seen that sober which as you can imagine is not pleasant.

I have decided to alot write a lot since the two of you have done so and I don't want to be left out. Friends sucks.

Is that why you don't have any or is that just because you have no face?

Erm actually it's because I hate your hair.

you're rubbish.