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Theme Tune Lyrics Wake up! Get out of bed, put on your clothes, another day is dawning! Turn on your TV, it's time to watch This Morning With Ri-ii-i-iii-ii-ii-ii-chard not Ju-uu-uu-uudy. Let down your hairs, forget all your cares. Kick off your shoes, here is the news. Take off your shirt, here is the dirt. Take off your pants - thanks! Ri-ii-i-iii-ii-ii-ii-chard not Ju-uu-uu-uudy For better not worse, it's live not rehearsed. Made for no money, surprisingly funny. Please welcome your hosts, they are called Rich and Stu. They have no idea, so let's see how they do, on This Morning With Ri-ii-i-iii-ii-ii-ii-chard not Ju-uu-uu-uudy.

Have to say one of my personal favourites was Simon Quinlank, Eldon: "A flask of weak lemon drink" Audience: Cheers, shouts and whoops Eldon: "SHUTUP!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Makes me laugh even when I'm thinking of something else and anyway your all wrong, the best quote is "No, not ahhhhhh!"

I am insane with jealousy Pliny the Younger :twisted: :D I'd wear that pen around my neck for the rest of my life.

I am insane with jealousy Pliny the Younger :twisted: :D I'd wear that pen around my neck for the rest of my life. Yeah whats even better is he touched it on the infamous pizza express gig night a couple of weeks ago so he was really hungry when he touched it.... which makes it better obviously. :D Although to be honest I did carry it around with me for days after that just so I could whip it out and make the exact same joke thats in my signature to my friends... some say I could have used any old pen...

He was hungry AND he touched your pen???? Right, that's it. I need to find a celebrity who's hungry and has a pen(heehee)chant for pen-touching and FAST!!

He was hungry AND he touched your pen???? Right, that's it. I need to find a celebrity who's hungry and has a pen(heehee)chant for pen-touching and FAST!! Yeah? well I'm looking at my pen right now... WHERES YOURS, HUH? HUH? Just as I thought, you don't have one yet. :P

I WILL DO IF I WRITE TO RICHARD HERRING AND DEMAND A PEN!!! HA HAHAHAHA!! THEN I WIL BE PEN QUEEN (or king) OF THE SHOW!!

I WILL DO IF I WRITE TO RICHARD HERRING AND DEMAND A PEN!!! HA HAHAHAHA!! THEN I WIL BE PEN QUEEN (or king) OF THE SHOW!! HA! You can't even spell "will" properly you spelt it with only one "L". Can't you even spell? Are you a fool? You can't even spell!!!

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!

HA-HA!! "Spell" like a"shell" on an egg! I can spell - I just accidently forgot to press the "L" button once more because I was too busy pointing an accusatory finger AT YOU!!! YOU...............YOU................PEN-FLASHER YOU!!!

HA-HA!! "Spell" like a"shell" on an egg! I can spell - I just accidently forgot to press the "L" button once more because I was too busy pointing an accusatory finger AT YOU!!! YOU...............YOU................PEN-FLASHER YOU!!! I only flaunt it because I got it. I feel it accentuates my Herring Obsessive Disorder (HOD) rather well. Do you see. ahhhhhhh

HA-HA!! "Spell" like a"shell" on an egg! I can spell - I just accidently forgot to press the "L" button once more because I was too busy pointing an accusatory finger AT YOU!!! YOU...............YOU................PEN-FLASHER YOU!!! I only flaunt it because I got it. I feel it accentuates my Herring Obsessive Disorder (HOD) rather well. Do you see. ahhhhhhhNo, not "ahhhhhh". Just listen to the question and the words in it... do you have Herring Obsessive Disorder (HOD)? You're sick, you're sick. () ----> I've just drawn a herring. Aren't I clever? /\

HA-HA!! "Spell" like a"shell" on an egg! I can spell - I just accidently forgot to press the "L" button once more because I was too busy pointing an accusatory finger AT YOU!!! YOU...............YOU................PEN-FLASHER YOU!!! I only flaunt it because I got it. I feel it accentuates my Herring Obsessive Disorder (HOD) rather well. Do you see. ahhhhhhhNo, not "ahhhhhh". Just listen to the question and the words in it... do you have Herring Obsessive Disorder (HOD)? You're sick, you're sick. () ----> I've just drawn a herring. Aren't I clever? /\ No, I don't have HOD :oops: ... You always ruin everything I do! Anyway that picture looks more like a trout... WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? A TROUT RIGHT UP YOUR CUNT?! Perhaps its thrashing around because its having trouble to breathe depending on how much your enjoying it....

You're just jealous that I thought of drawing a herring before you. And you want the moon on a stick. And I am w(bleep)ing as I write this.

You're just jealous that I thought of drawing a herring before you. And you want the moon on a stick. And I am w(bleep)ing as I write this. Dear CressLover You are of course right, I am jealous of your trout/herring/salmon. Isn't Richard Herring's material great. Not Purile and silly like that Stewart Lees. I espeicially enjoyed the jokes about milking things and the sexual references to animals, both of these things are obviously pure wittyness.... Oh come on CressLover, you know what this is really about. I hate Richard Herring. SO DO YOU. We only watched his shows for his infinity curve stomach. Just thinking about it now has me hard as a fire iron. I would love to inflame your fire. C'mon you know you want it, you whore. Signed Pliny The Younger P.S. I am pleasuring myself to Peter Dibdens image and voice as I write

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