Cheap like a punch in the face?

No, cheap as in inexpensive.

like a punch in the face?

no, like something inexpensive.

But punches in the face are inexpensive?

No, they hurt.

cheep as in bird.

Cres you will never understand and Keir by God your right why did I not pick up on that!?!?

*mimicks in a high-pitched effeminate voice* "Keir, you're so funny, I will always agree with everything you say. Forget Cress, she's too smart for us."

Smart like a fox! by which I mean not very smart at all

Ok Homer, we get you.

Actually it is true I am simoultaneously the Roman governor of 100 AD, an annoying sky television history crow side kick, and Homer (the one who wrote the Odyssey and Illiad, obviously)

I meant Simpson.

well then you were wrong on both counts

1 marshmallow - AH AH AH! 2 marshmallows - AH AH AH! 3 marshmallows- AH AH AH! 4 marshmallows - AH AH AH! 5! - 5 marshmallows - AH AH AH!!!