Precisely why I don't have one. That and the fact that I can't be arsed.

Ah but that is hardly ironic is it? Its more a kind of truthful stupidity?

No, I think what you have done there is to confuse truthful stupidity with a Granny Smith that has just had relations with an orange of a somewhat curious nature.

But aren't they the same thing? ahhhhhhhh

this is not an ahhh situation.

don't make me ang lee, you wouldn't like me when i'm ang lee.

oooo racism

I don't even know where Taiwan is.

I have no interest in it

eggsept your huge FINANCIAL INTEREST

eggcept your huge NAN INTEREST. You're sick Pliny!! You're SICK!!

Am I sick Cress or is it the Taiwanese director Ang Lee in his suit and tie who may have at one point been interviewed by Stewart Lee depending on how truthful that story is, which it probably isn't at all...

It is you Pliny. Ang Lee has done nothing wrong. in fact, it is as truthful as someone dedicating an E.T or Alf inflatable doll to Princess Diana.

Hmmm I'm not sure how truthful that is because I remember seeing something like that on teh news indeed I did...

No, i think what you did there was to confuse "news" with "Cash in the Attic".