and did you?

I did, it was delicious :D

cool

no, warm

like when you shit yourself?

more like when you shit yourself in alaska

niiiiice! I've got a nice big fan recently, it makes my living room nice and cool, it says ALASKA on it, the brand name presumably, as good as it is it's overselling itself somewhat with that name

No, didn't you know Alaska was named after the brand?

no, I didn't - that makes more sense, as a joke about how cool it is there

I wonder if the brand paid sponsorship.

i wonder

I wander

where to?

Nowhere. I'm wandering aimlessly.

ah, a purist.