(sigh) okay pliny, i want them on my desk first thing on monday morning

you can want all you like, but I'm putting them there sunday evening, thats how I roll.

ooookaaay, i can cope with that.

you can cope with it but can you handle it!? ahhhh think about it for a second

i'll see on monday won't i

Not if they are non corporeal reports then you will only vaguely 'feel' them in the vaguest of ways

you're giving me them on paper dammit

yes non corporeal reports written in the vaguest of ways upon paper, that is what I said.

GO AND SEE THE NURSE RIGHT NOW!

but she is sick! SICK!

yes, she's sitting there shitting in her nappy, gurgling happily to her self and sucking her dummy. twenty-eight years old, she is.

I suppose you think that is amusing?

i think i discovered what must be the world's busiest web cafe today an ip address that bronstone, pliny and jenny have all posted from in a statement earlier today Harry Hill said "what are the chances of that happening, eh?"

how is that even possible?

AOL - that explains it! AOL uses a sort of proxy thing, it's probably that.