Wait! that's tomorrow isn't it? isn't that being a little harsh, I realise arguing about it now is only decreasing the amount of time he'll have to write it up but I am hoping in the long run to gain him some time.

surely there can be no excuse if he has nothing to tell us

but what if he does have something to tell us? ever consider that!? Ahhhhhhhhh

well that'll be okay then - anyway, what did he say at the meeting?

I don't know I missed, I was very hung over, I assumed you could give me a summary?

i was in frankfurt you know that dammit pliny i need to know i can depend on you when i'm out of the office

I feel the same way! I should be able to depend on you when you're out of the office and I am out of the office to be in the office. That's what I need from you Keir!

I can't always be there holding your hand Pliny. I need to know you can hold your own if we're going to put Uttoxeter on the comedy map.

Wait what are we called again? Uttoxeter? Who came up with that name!? That's a pretty shitty name you know. we might aswell shoot ourselves in the faces rather than continue on with such a ridiculous name. If we wnated to be taken seriously we should be called Pliny and Keir or Pliny and the bird hungerer, you know? We have to get the word out about me being called Pliny, that's what I'm trying to say!

what we need is a P.R.E.

:O I'm not signing a prenuptual agreement! How insulting.

it's a pointless rebranding exercise don't you even know that?

Well if I'd known that then obviously I wouldn't have thought that you wanted me to sign a prenuptual agreement would I? Christ you are stupid.

Dammit Pliny I took you on because they told me you got results!

I DO get results. D+, C-, 2.2s, these are types of results!