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how about a thread to comment on other stuff on the board without ruining the flow? ok then. i very much enjoyed the idea of table yeast.

yes twas a good misconception, what do you suppose it does?

It's table yeast, as in table salt, it's table yeast as opposed to rock yeast. You have it on the table to season your food with, if you think "hmm, could do with a bit more yeast"

oh right, could we have some table malt too? something to sprinkle on top of a good bitter as if it were a cappucino?

Yes, of course, we're not animals. This is a sophisticated place so we also grate a few hops on the top.

wow, both flavours?

yes, it's a sophisticated blend for our sophisticated clientelle, who have today's busy lifestyles.

lifestyles or lifewastes?

it says lifestyles on the blurb.

is that false advertising?

i don't think so, it says on the blurb, it's glossy and everything

well I'm not too sure... :| Can we get someone to look into it? say Mike from marketting? Provisionally of course.

sure i don't see why not, that's what we pay him for

right well I go do that then, tell him what to do shall I?

yes, tell him we want a report for the friday meeting