You're jissing the coint I'm brying to kake.?

No, you're dissing the oint(ment) i'm trying to fake.

Oh I see, how ridiculous you sound

Yes, you aren't quite stupid aren't you.

double negatives are negative for negative people you negative cress negator

I meant are fool.

yes you sound like one

You type like one, you think like one, you eat and sleep and wink like one.

Thats unsubstantiated.

Do you think you're clever?

fairly.

Have i got news for you...

is that a question?

You work it out..

I can't be bothered...