yes, well he should come back and fix it, he knows this board works best with more than two.

Yes well, I cannot force him here.

not even with sex?

No.

oh well. maybe someone else will come. someone new or someone old.

Someone blue or someone bald.

A bald smurf, perhaps.

Even taht.

do you think the bald smurf will let us see candid smurf photos?

I don't know, but I hope that you don't have a smurf porn fetish.

Why? What would it be to you if I did? Anyway, it's not a fetish, they're real goers, who wouldn't.

It would make me feel icky. I wouldn't.

you're just repressed

Yes.

shame