you don't seem to happy with that suggestion Jenny. What's the matter, some sort of flashbacks? Of last time you were in Nuneaton where he lives perhaps? It's all changed nowadays you know. You can get cappuccino there and everything.

i'd rather not talk about it. its far too painful.

okay, that's fair enough. Can you share any light on the matter Pliny?

I think she's been traumatised by the egg on the wall thing. That saliva just won't wash out of your memory.

That Saliva Won't Wash Out Of Your Memory - sounds like a Johnny Thunders song

does it?

yes, it does.

very good then, perhaps you should give the board a rendition

Someone would have to write the song first

Well you seem ot be the one who knows most about it...

It's only a simile concept, not really enough to sing

its not a very good song so far

no, it's not even a song

how does that go, then?

it doesn't go at all, really. it doesn't get started.