and those damn hitchhikers.

each with a chainsaw safely wrapped in a sleeping bag...

And easch with a bag of pretty coloured Smarties in a bag.

yes, sprinkled with rat poison

Rat poison? Obviously you pick up all the crap hitch-hikers.

Probably because I don't even have a car or can drive.. legally.

So you drive illegally?

nope.

What do I have to do to get a proper answer out of you?

ask a proper question

Why are veins blue?

Do I look like a biologist? besides not all veins are blue, some are green.

No, you're right, you look like a joke. So therefore I shall ask a question more fitting: Why do people laugh at your puny little face?

Because it is puny and little?

Wrong, because it is one of it's kind. You are cursed.