Things to do before you die
Apparently everyone wants to swim with dolphins before they die. Personally I think this is a pretty dull ambition to have (although it might have something to do with the fact that I'm a rubbish swimmer). So what do you people want to do, and what the hell is stopping you? I'd like to do a parachute jump. Oh and more importantly move out of this crap town.

Win the lottery :D Seriously though, winning the lottery is my number one goal :D No but really, fulfill all my artistic goals and dreams and achieve complete happiness with and within myself and be at one with the universe. All with the minimum amount of effort possible. But if I had to pick one at the present moment, it would be get up on stage and do 5 min of (hopefully) comedy. http://quietyou.blogspirit.com

Before I die Id like to live. Still working on that tho.

Ooh, nice thread kill there Joel. My current ambition is to get up to York so that I can see my boyfriend properly. Pretty much a short term goal but nonetheless important to me and damn hard to achieve too.

I can't really think of anything to do before my death although if I could perform a majorly heroic act just before (and perhaps including within the time of) my death. That would please me mightily. Or perhaps just seeing a stewart lee and richard herring double act live would do.

I would like to swim with ians.

Failing that dolphians will do...i suppose.

before my death i'd like to become immortal and paid a fortune by the state forever for being me

tis not likely jerko

obviously - erm... erm... zerko! damn i'm great at insults

Yes you are twerpo

Morono.

Zorro.

thanks, I always thought I looked slightly hispanic

Do you fancy yourself as a Pablo or a Pedro?