Keir, would you have sexual relations with Cress, even with her no face?!

You are sick Pliny. Don't you have an essay or something to do?

I'm a bit busy with Gary 1 at the moment.

Your both sick, and no I finished that essay ages ago.

But Keir, I ate Gary 1 ages ago?

I assumed he was talking about the remains, entrails and skeleton and stuff.

that's a rather blunt way to put it. he's still Gary 1 in spirit.

Well, I suppose spirits are considered quite a banquet in Inverness. You see, I have a thing called a "supermarket" in my town and I can go there and buy this stuf called "food" and then apply heat to in a process known as "cooking".

I'm not eating him.

What are you doing then? Playing Twister?

Don't be silly Pliny. Dolphin spirits have no co-ordination and so can't play Twister. Are you making fairy cakes together?

Or rice crispy squares?

it's private

Nothing is private, God is everywhere!

If it's private, maybe they are setting up a joint account together. Right Keir?