Good for you. I have tuna.

piano?

keyboard.

oh lord why can't we?

Because we suck.

we all know that people are the same wherever you go

Yes, wherever people go people will suck.

there is good and bad in everyone

Not necessarily. It all depends on your view of good and bad.

we learn to live, we learn to give each other what we need to survive together alive

Some don't.

cliche

True though. Some people don't.

some people don't cliche? that's ridiculous, everyone is a cliche

Gum beagles won't eat hay. Patrick in cold pus, any bomb on the freeway? What are you talking about Pliny? Gum Beagles will eat hay? Which Patrick do you mean, and why would any Patrick be immersed in cold pus? And any bomb on the freeway, are you secretly an American terrorist?