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PMike- 07-20-2007

it's quiet this weekIndeed.

keir- 07-20-2007

Unless it's a shared delusion. That would be embarrassing.

PMike- 07-20-2007

Well whether it's been relatively quiet or just normally quiet is questionable, and whether it's relatively quiet could be a delusion. Or of course it could be relatively quiet yet still classifiable as loud, hence it the quietness could be a delusion caused by that. Or it could be both relatively quiet and absolutely quiet, in which case there is no delusion to share. Or we could have seperate delusions which provide the same results, thus not being a shared delusion. Or this whole forum could be a delusion, which would be worrying that our minds would create such things, of course, as our minds are creating our posts, well most of, well some of, well the odd one, we could of course worry anyway. Regardless, there's probably a delusion somewhere to be embarrassed about. Of course, the embarrassment could also be a delusion, or even the notion of embarrassment could be a delusion. Or the idea that this could be a delusion could be a delusion, which could in itself be a delusion and so forth in an ever spiralling cycle of potential delusions. I could of course go on listing and describing potential delusions and embarrassments, but because the possibilities are infinite and I'm lazy, I shall not. Anyway, any delusion or embarrassment caused by this, or anything else, could in itself be either a delusion or embarrassing, so just enjoy or ignore it, including this post, which you're probably upset with me for not saying earlier.

keir- 07-20-2007

i'm not upset at all, otherwise you're completely correct.

PMike- 07-21-2007

Someone will be upset and if noone else is, that someone will be me, because I'm wrong about someone being upset. Unfortunately that would create a paradox as I could no longer be upset that noone is upset, but it'd do.

keir- 07-21-2007

enjoy :)

PMike- 07-21-2007

Someone else might get upset, I'm not going to get upset until I'm sure that noone else will get upset. Of course, someone might get upset that I'm not getting upset.

keir- 07-21-2007

so you wait to see if anyone else gets upset and if they don't you probably die eventually while you're still waiting?

PMike- 07-21-2007

Nah, I'll wait and then if they don't I'll probably forget, or get bored, or possibly get upset.

keir- 07-21-2007

yeah, obviously, but i meant in theory

PMike- 07-21-2007

Well in theory I would wait not until I die, but until someone in the world tells me that they are upset, or until everyone in the world tells me they aren't upset.

keir- 07-22-2007

oh, right, I never thought of that.

PMike- 07-22-2007

Aha! I shall now sit smugly with a sense of ineffable smugness

keir- 07-22-2007

yes, that smugness cannot be effed, that's for sure.

PMike- 07-22-2007

Indeed, it can't be f'ed either.

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