Yeah, then shout out the punchlines to his jokes before he gets to them

yeah, he'll love that, he's got a great sense of humour

Mock his inability to get a new BBC series

Ha.

tell him he wants the moon on a stick. do it so much that it's annoying, then do it a lot more, that's the sort of thing he loves.

:D

You appear to be grinning Pliny.

he probably knows

I imagine he does.

what an imagination

Ain't it beautiful? Actually it's not, it's very disturbing, but I prefer to ask rhetorically whether it's beautiful or not.

ask away

Ain't the asking beautiful?

yes, it is, beautiful

Beautiful as beauty can be. With exaggeration.