you're nothing if not thorough.

that's what all the women say

Don't they miss out the "if not thorough part" though?

to be honest it's never come up (double entendre alert)

Thank you for the warning.

Drank poo more Sir Thorning? You've got the wrong man, I'm Keir, I don't know any Sir Thorning, and I certainly don't want to know what you've been drinking if it's that.

His fur torn thing forge blue gas sin this prize? What the hell is that supposed to mean? All I can picture is some sort of tattered winter hat doing some sort of blacksmithery to win a competition for decadence or something, but I doubt that's what you meant. I can only conclude that you're delerious.

I am delirious

I am not.

I belch

clever

endeavour

a clever endeavour!

Trevor's clever weather endeavour