Er, thanks a lot?

no thats not what I say. I say WELL ATLEAST I HAVE APENIS YOU FICKING WHORE, EVEN IF IT IS DETACHABLE! oh and a face, I also have a face.

Well I'd take it back and ask for a refund COS IT'S MAKING MY EYES BLEED!!

THAT'S WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO DO!

WELL WHAT'S THE POINT IF IT MAKES PEOPLE'S EYE HAEMORRAGE YOU STUPID S.O.B.!?

IT'S JUST YOUR EYES!

flies, like a bird

no they don't

they do it when you're not looking

when my eyes are closed?

everything happens when your eyes are closed.

that must be why I keep missing it

that makes sense.

:( guess I'lll just never close my eyes again

Well can you close your nostrils instead?