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Pliny The Younger- 10-17-2006
I TRUSTED YOU!!!!!!
keir- 10-17-2006
i actually did once try a supposedly spambusting outlook plugin that did the reverse. it was a bugger to remove too.
at least it was free though.
zarquonfruitmeg- 10-18-2006
Introducing the DESPAIR-A-TRON(tm) HOPE VACUUM.
Our shame integrated spite protocols ensure optimal grief is acheived quickly and painfully.
10 pre-programmed ordeals to get of to a quick and easy pretty shit time of things.
Kit contains 1 replacement woe actuator.
Customer reports:
"since I tried the despairatron hope vacuum,life seems to go from bad to worse"
"I just dont see the point anymore - Thanks despairatron!"
keir- 10-20-2006
nice product - as john cleese's character in clockwise says: "it's not the despair, i can handle that - it's the hope i can't stand"
i'm curious about the inclusion of a replacement woe actuator - how long doe the woe actuators last, generally?
zarquonfruitmeg- 10-22-2006
According to my latest findings a woe actuator is usual good for roughly 80 to 100 ordeals before it conks out.
I go every year to the "Annual festival of woe" near my home town.
This year went exactly as planned!! Everybody had a thoroughly miserable time..The unlucky dip was a horrific experience for everyone concerned!!
However it was set back 2 weeks this year due to an unexpected bout of fine weather.
:(
keir- 10-22-2006
those mirth terrorists again
zarquonfruitmeg- 10-23-2006
Tis better to be an egg than "a" egg..
Tis better to recieve one working 'luminaire' than a thousand woe actuators - Plato
keir- 10-23-2006
Plato was taking about an actual theatre light though, not a table lamp with a pretentious name.
zarquonfruitmeg- 10-24-2006
To quote: "Big and clever words , in a row , which make you think about stuff and take a very long time to say using your mouth." - PLATO
Aaaahh!!
keir- 10-24-2006
they take even longer to say using either ear or both ears.
Pliny The Younger- 10-25-2006
"Let them eat cake" - Originally from a speech made by Plato, later plaigerised by Mary Antoinette
zarquonfruitmeg- 10-25-2006
"Knock me pint mate? Aye ill see ye for a kickin so I will." - Jimmy Neal - 1978 - Aigurth Arms - Newcastle Upon Tyne.
Now that is the sort of philosophy that is timeless.
