He just wants attention....
Yeah... Theres been a lack of that recently...
Maybe if you talk bollocks and insult the odd person it might gain you a few pitiful glances.
YOU
ARE
A
HUGE
W
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R
SE.
And also if you tried to appear witty by adapting wordplay to your own childish limited standards, that might also gain you a a few pitiful glances.
Whorses can't speak Cress... shhhhh
I'm not speaking....i'm typing.