too right let's get this fire going, that closet ain't gonna burn itself

Well the witch might burn it, but it's probably better we burn it with our own fire

stolen fire would be better still no, actually, stolen fire would be even better moving about

Indeed. We could always talk to Prometheous.

yes, we could give him a freaky interview all the time he'd be expecting us to ask him if he ever gets mixed up with Prometheus and we wouldn't ask that on purpose

Indeed. Also indeed. And possibly in deed.

all three i think

Perhaps

egghaps

egg craps

i've never played that, I'm not much of a gambler

wouldn't the eggs just get smashed and then the felt would get all eggy and then you'd take the felt to be washed but the washing would destroy the felt and next time you came to play it you'd remember the horrible sequence of events that led to you not being able to play egg-craps anymore?

Ok then. Just crap on the eggs.

that's what i always do. and washing the felt doesn't exactly destroy it, it does ruin it though.

Ruining is often more amusing than destroying, as you see people clinging to the ruins in a desperate hope that they can repair them.