you have a nice infatuations with penguins, well done, I've never seen one so shiny
yes, i'm happy to confess my interest in penguins, unlike a certain person who claims to be over it
you, Pliny, have nice hair.
:O how did you know?
I had it cut on Saturday so it was all fancy and everything.
:'( you're so nice to me it makes me cry... not in a gay way though, I was never confused!
confused, like a bird behind a window
bird bird bird bird! sounds like the word bird!
you know what, it does a bit
well obviously only to an extent, otherwise it would be the same word
yes, that would be anathema
FUCK THE EGGS!... no wait I mean SMASH! SMASH THE EGGS!!!! the other oen would be weird, painful and probably impossible