She was here when it happened and she didn't laugh.

maybe she was distracted

I don't think she was.

Actually I was, I was thinking about Gerald.

gerald the herald... he is such a ponce

Then why did you ask him out?

because he's such a ponce? i saw a herald the other week here 'tis it was a triumph herald

Oh... good.

Is that really a Triumph? I'm doing brochures for Triumph Insurance at the mo. I can see Pliny is in the backseat making himself comfortable. Oh no, Pliny! Don't be doing that in a Triumph!

What's he doing? (Yes, that's a Triumph. No relation to Triumph Insuance though I should think)

You don't want to know Keir. it's not very nice. (It's an insurance brochure for Triumph cars so I have to source various triumph classics. That one was a classic of sorts!)

This back seating thing has been a triumph, ha, bad puns on dowel

are their discounts for triumph heralds parked on top of containers?

It would be a big coincidence if that were the case

Suitcase Suitcase Cress has a pretty face.