and you never will be. "oh no he didn't!" oh yes I did girlfreind...

I don't get it.

you don't get a lot of things

like the pulitzer prize for instance

yeah, she certainly doesn't get that or a Bafta

or an emmy

or the best in show at battersea dogs home annual dog show

or a blue peter badge

well she might conceivably get one of those

for what?

for some sort cres model of the batle of trafalgar

good point. okay then, she'll never get a respray

good, I like the classic cress anyway, I'm not into all these paintjobs and fancy alloys young people go in for these days

she'll never get elected chair of bp

or head of the table